News update: Facebook’s monthly audience exceeded 2 billion people.

“We just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 years old by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox.”

When you just wanted to show off, but then you had to figure out how to fix the table

“I placed an order online to have a new door delivered...”

“I was given a flower and told not to touch or smell it because it stings and stinks.”

That’s what instant karma is all about.

Has this ever happened to you?

When your car wash experience wasn’t that successful

“I had an inflatable cat on my roof for Halloween. Last night it was very windy. This is what greeted me when I opened the door this morning. Almost had a heart attack.”

This squirrel feeder exceeded all my expectations. It’s better not to pass by it at night though.

Do you think this is an IT or an accounting department?

“Started a new job recently, and there’s another Tyler in my department. Had to differentiate myself.”

Pumpkin shot 900 ft into a car at a local pumpkin-launching event

The watch dog turned out to be frighteningly friendly.

“My cat decided to befriend our prop skeleton by getting in its lap and the innocence of this moment is making my head explode.”

“Finally brought my girlfriend to what I promised her was the best view she’d ever see.”

That’s fair!

Pain from disappointment looks somewhat like this

A Texas woman wearing an oversized dog’s head costume tried to rob a convenience store.

An inexpensive method to impress your guests

“My friend came home from vacation to see that an owl ran into her car door.”

Instead of a morning coffee

When ordering a taxi, the passenger warned the driver in the comments that he was going to be accompanied by a big cat.